You need to make a decision, Suzy

I genuinely don’t know what to make out of this review, it brings mixed feelings.

Does she like it? Does she hate it? Is she even talking about the same windbreaker, or is she reviewing more than one item she purchased in the same review? Imagine if this were the only review under this product; other buyers just wouldn’t know what to do! 

This is one more review where the rating is at five stars, but the review is just… confusing? And I don’t think it can get more confusing than saying you love the product and within the same review saying you hate it. Suzy, help me out!