It is amazing how much of a person’s personality can shine through the way they leave a review on products they have purchased. Although Amazon reviews provide valuable information for potential buyers who want to ensure the product they are looking for is worth it, some customers make this space not only informative but also entertaining.

Briefly, there are three types of reviewers: the informationals, who are there to specify the product’s features and provide an insightful look at what they have purchased to help other customers; the objectives, who write sentence-long reviews with essential information only: worth it, arrived fast, happy with this purchase. Period. Review done.

The third type, however, subverts the review sections with wit and makes funny comments on their products. They see their purchase as a trigger to their next joke, and because of comments like those, we already know that diving into the reviews section is always an adventure, as we can find absolutely anything in there.

In this article, we will dive into the third type: funny Amazon reviews. From cute animals to people who TMI their entire lives, we will prove that the reviews section can be quite interesting.

One thing we definitely find when browsing Amazon reviews is people whose review and rating are a bit… paradoxical. 

This individual gave 4 stars to the product while dedicating only 1/4 of the review to the actual product purchased; the rest is just a report of unfortunate events. Also, the review picture is just his black eye and not the product at all.

Of course, getting a black eye from the zip tie of a package is undoubtedly an occurrence that may have happened to perhaps three people worldwide? This customer can claim to have experienced a rare, life-threatening event when explaining to those around them how on earth they got a black eye.