We should be careful with the Christmas lights

At this point, I am convinced that Christmas is just about phallic decoration. I am not even shocked anymore; it has become normalized within me.

This one is also so obvious it kind of makes me think it was on purpose. Millimeter-calculated Christmas lights to make a very detailed and graphic phallus, manually put together by someone with a questionable and dirty sense of humor.

However, if it were an actual accident that did go unnoticed, I would lie and tell people it was on purpose because, let’s face it, it took an intricate work done here to build this phallic neon tree.

Anyway, at this point, you probably agree that Christmas decorations can take surprising phallic turns, and getting a second opinion is always welcome.